Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Online Catch O' the Day

Ok, so i do online dating. For 15 years or so. Of the past 12 years, i've only had one 'met in the real world' relationship, and that didn't turn out so well obviously. Don't get me wrong, i've met a lot of really nice guys, and had emails from many, many more wankers. Case in point (and this is an actual true email i received in the past week).

Subject: ...too bad

Hi,I make a lot of money but only date athletic women...that is too bad because you are somewhat attractive.

Now, call me crazy, but WTF kind of email is that????

This is from a guy who has this to say in his profile:

I am interested in meeting that something special who, over time, will become my best friend. I do not have any particular ideal in mind right now...but when the bait is right I will bite.

I'm so glad i don't have the stuff to be "that special something" you're looking for. And the thought of you biting anything makes my gorge rise.

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